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Best call of the night..... [Nov. 10th, 2005|10:41 pm]
Bassbin Brandon
Me: thank you for callin wells fargo, this is Brandon, how can i assist you tonight

Customer:Your fucking atm machine just ate my fucking atm card!!!

Me: sorry to hear that, im in the new acctounts departmants, is it ok if I transfer you to customer sevice to get that taken care of for you?

Customer: yes, and FUCK YOU, YOU SHITTY ASSHOLE!!!!

....I almost lost it and started laughing my ass off with the customer still on the line.

...hands down, best call all night and for that matter a very long time.
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...Bed time yet??? No?....Well then, how bout a cheap blog..... [Oct. 31st, 2005|12:31 am]
Bassbin Brandon
dj_metroid's Halloween party:

azchica19 dressed as Emeril Lagasse riding a moose.
dalollytiva dressed as Gisele Bundchen's grandmother.
dj_metroid dressed as the Earl of Certhumailine, and it suited them disturbingly well.
djhappy dressed as Tiffani-AmberThiessen.
djshantran dressed as a ugly circuit.
djwok dressed as the love child of Joe Montana and Julia Roberts.
dnb_empress dressed as the Cardinal of Cherry.
far_out_chick dressed as the main character of "Gandhi".
free_crack dressed as your grandfather, though it looked more like Madonna riding a rabbit.
friskykitten64 didn't dress up, spoilsport.
gasmaskninja dressed as a bottle of Temoira.
gweniki2001 didn't dress up, spoilsport.
hallowmas dressed as someone called "Joyce Eerdmans", but you've never heard of them before.
hobo_man dressed as a witch.
hxchk dressed as the King of Macau, though it looked more like a new member of the Wu-Tang Clan, Mad Overlord.
imsofuckenhigh dressed as a LaTown Technology, Incorporated employee.
jaded_jenny1 dressed as a character from Harry Potter and the Dwarf of Sherrill.
liveloudunity dressed as Yu-Gi-Oh.
lkh dressed as the equator.
moonlight_skyes dressed as a pimp.
questyning dressed as a Yap & Gonzales, Ltd. employee.
rasstar dressed as a quarterback for the Rams.
rdsp dressed as a rabbit.
setone dressed as a broker.
shemshade dressed as the spirit of their dead grandmother Katrina.
standing8 dressed as a beard.
sweet__orgasms dressed as a new member of the Wu-Tang Clan, Dynamic Bastard.
theholymcnugget dressed as a disturbing self-made character called "Skipper Picklenose".
thekracken dressed as Dan Fouts.
xemergencyriotx dressed as a 1980's yuppie child.

Throw your own party at the Hallomeme!
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~~~Oh, the joys of insomnia!!!~~~ [Oct. 25th, 2005|03:06 am]
Bassbin Brandon
My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
dj_metroid goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Mothra Stewart.
azchica19 tricks you! You get a clothespin.
djshantran tricks you! You get an eraser.
djwok tricks you! You get a wad of paper.
dnb_empress gives you 10 purple spearmint-flavoured wafers.
friskykitten64 gives you 17 tan pineapple-flavoured wafers.
gweniki2001 gives you 11 red peach-flavoured wafers.
hallowmas tricks you! You lose 5 pieces of candy!
moonlight_skyes gives you 13 blue root beer-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.
setone tricks you! You lose 3 pieces of candy!
theholymcnugget tricks you! You get a dead frog.
dj_metroid ends up with 43 pieces of candy, a clothespin, an eraser, a wad of paper, and a dead frog.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.
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*...Das shootsenfest...* [Oct. 24th, 2005|02:07 am]
Bassbin Brandon

*thanks Eva*
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(no subject) [Oct. 23rd, 2005|05:42 pm]
Bassbin Brandon
[mood |calmcalm]
[music |Steve Winwood: Higher Love]

Your 1920's Name is:

Chas Rosevelt
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(no subject) [Oct. 20th, 2005|09:53 pm]
Bassbin Brandon
i think i need a change of environment. everything in "the biggest little shity" seems tired and stagnent to me.
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(no subject) [Oct. 20th, 2005|09:33 pm]
Bassbin Brandon
I once knew a nigga whose real name was William
His primary concern, was making a million
Being the illest hustler, that the world ever seen
He used to fuck moviestars and sniff coke in his dreams
A corrupted young mind, at the age of thirteen
Never had a father and his mom was a fiend
She put the pipe down, but every year she was sober
Her sons heart simultaneously grew colder
He started hanging out selling bags in the projects
Checking the young chicks, looking for hit and run prospects
He was fascinated by material objects
But he understood money never bought respect
He build a reputation 'cause he could hustle and steal
But got locked once and didn't hesitate to squeal
So criminals he chilled with didn't think he was real
You see me and niggaz like this have never been equal
I don't project my insurecurity's at other people
He fiended for props like addicts with pipes and needles
So he felt he had to prove to everyone he was evil
A feeble-minded young man with infinite potetial
The product of a ghetto breed capatalistic mental
Coincidentally dropped out of school to sell weed
Dancing with the devil, smoked until his eyes would bleed
But he was sick of selling trees and gave in to his greed

Everyone trying to be trife never face the consequences
You propably only did a month for minor offences
Ask a nigga doing life if he had another chance
But then again there's always the wicked that knew in advance
Dance forever with the devil on a cold cell block
But thats what happens when you rape, murder and sell rock
Devils used to be gods, angels that fell from the top
There's no diversity because we're burning in the melting pot

So Billy started robbing niggaz, anything he could do
He'd get his respect back, in the eyes of his crew
Starting fights over little shit, up on the block
Stepped up to selling mothers and brothers the crack rock
Working overtime making money for the crack spot
Hit the jackpot and wanted to move up to cocaine
Fofilling the scarface fantasy stuck in his brain
Tired of the block niggaz treating him the same
He wanted to be major like the cut throats and the thugs
But when he tried to step to 'em, niggaz showed him no love
They told him any motherfucking coward can sell drugs
Any bitch nigga with a gun, can bust slugs
Any nigga with a red shirt can front like a blood
Even Puffy smoked a motherfucker up in a club
But only a real thug can stab someone till they die
Standing in front of them, starring straight into their eyes
Billy realized that these men were well guarded
And they wanted to test him, before business started
Suggested raping a bitch to prove he was cold hearted
So now he had a choice between going back to his life
Or making money with made men, up in the cife
His dreams about cars and ice, made him agree
A hardcore nigga is all he ever wanted to be
And so he met them friday night at a quarter to three

They drove around the projects slow while it was raining
Smoking blunts, drinking and joking for entertainment
Untill they saw a woman on the street walking alone
Three in the morning, coming back from work, on her way home
And so they quietly got out the car and followed her
Walking through the projects, the darkness swallowed her
They wrapped her shirt around her head and knocked her onto the floor
This is it kid now you got your chance to be raw
So Billy yoaked her up and grapped the chick by the hair
And dragged her into a lobby that had nobody there
She struggled hard but they forced her to go up the stairs
They got to the roof and then held her down on the ground
Screaming shut the fuck up and stop moving around
The shirt covered her face, but she screamed the clouts
So Billy stomped on the bitch, until he broken her jaw
The dirty bastards knew exactly what they were doing
They kicked her until they cracked her ribs and she stopped moving
Blood leaking through the cloth, she cried silently
And then they all proceeded to rape her violently
Billy was meant to go first, but each of them took a turn
Ripping her up, and choking her until her throat burned
A broken jaw mumbled for god but they weren't concerned
When they were done and she was lying bloody, broken and broos
One of them niggaz pulled out a brand new twenty-two
They told him that she was a witness of what she'd gone through
And if he killed her he was guaranteed a spot in the crew
He thought about it for a minute, she was practicly dead
And so he leaned over and put the gun right to her head

Right before he pulled the trigger, and ended her life
He thought about the cold pain with the platinum and ice
And he felt strong standing along with his new brothers
Cocked the gat to her head, and pulled back the shirt cover
But what he saw made him start to cringe and studder
Cuz he was starring into the eyes of his own mother
She looked back at him and cried, cause he had forsaken her
She cried more painfully, than when they were raping her
His whole world stopped, he couldn't even contiplate
His corruption had succesfully changed his fate
And he remembered how his mom used to come home late
Working hard for nothing, cause now what was he worth
He turned away from the woman that had once given him birth
And crying out to the sky cause he was lonely and scared
But only the devil responded, cause god wasn't there
And right then he knew what it was to be empty and cold
And so he jumped off the roof and died with no soul
They say death take you to a better place but I doubt it
After that they killed his mother, and never spoke about it
And listen cause the story that I'm telling is true
Cuz I was there with Billy Jacobs and I raped his mom to
And now the devil follows me everywhere that I go
Infact I'm sure he's standing among one of you at my shows
And every street cypher listening to little thugs flowe
He could be standing right next to you, and you wouldn't know
The devil grows inside the hearts of the selvish and wicked
White, brown, yellow and black colored is not restricted
You have a self destructive destiny when your inflicted
And you'll be one of gods children and fell from the top
There's no diversity because we're burning in the melting pot
So when the devil wants to dance with you, you better say never
Because the dance with the devil might last you forever...

....Immortal technique, batches....if you dont already know, school up and recognize....
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(no subject) [Mar. 9th, 2005|08:46 pm]
Bassbin Brandon
...So I got 3 days to practice up my skills for Lollipop Love 2. Time for some nasty basslines to rock the Reno kidz eardrums. That is all for now. Good night...
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I think I may have to sell my body for some quick $$$..... [Mar. 2nd, 2005|06:20 pm]
Bassbin Brandon
Premiere Artists Group Presents
Winter Music Conference -Wed. , March 23rd, 2005
Sony Ice Palace Film Studio
59 NW 14th Street
Miami, Florida
The Premiere Artists Showcase event has taken place during Winter Music
Conference & Midem since 1997. The Showcase has grown to be the largest,
most talent packed, uban-minded musical event of WMC. Last years event,
"Global Gathering" hosted 3000+ attendees and featured four stages of music
including one massive stage with the best Hip-Hop and Turntablist acts in
the world. This years Showcase raises the bar with its historic multi-genre
talent line-up. Hip-Hop, House, Breaks and Drum-n-Bass are featured in
their own separate arenas, each with it's own atmosphere creating the
ultimate experience for all 18 and up WMC attendees. This years Showcase,
entitled "Mix Masters" breaks new ground with another dazzling line-up for
all to enjoy.
Hosted by The Original DJ Jazzy Jay
Qbert (Exclusive)
Jazzy Jeff
X-Ecutioners w/ MC TC Izlam (Exclusive)
GrandWizzard Theodore
Rob Swift (Exclusive)
Mr. Len (formally of Company Flow)
Birdy Nam Nam [LIVE] (Exclusive)
I-Emerge (2004 World DMC Champion) (Exclusive)
Dave Armstrong
Terrence Parker
The Breakfastaz
As-If (Exclusive)
T-Rock (Exclusive)
Klever (Exclusive)
Haviken Hayes
Beatboxer - Killa Kela
Science vs. Nature - [LIVE] (Exclusive)
Asle Bjorn (Exclusive)
Deekline and Wizard
Danny the WildChild (Exclusive]
Soul Slinger (Exclusive)
Siren & Star Eyes [Syrup Girls]
Dave Berg
Chris Carter & JHZ aka Roxzilla
General Midi
Element & B-Boy Roy
Corey Alisson
many more still to be announced !!

Special Exclusive Screening & Premiere of Scratch: ATWL (All the Way

The sequel to the movie Scratch (featuring Qbert, Jazzy Jeff and many
others) is a new concert film entitled "Scratch:ATWL, featuring live
performances by Mix Master Mike, Z-Trip, X-ecutioners and the Original DJ
Jazzy Jay, along with a live art installation by Obey Giant creator Shepard
Fairey, as well as behind the scenes footage and interviews. The piece was
filmed by acclaimed director Doug Pray (Scratch, Hype!). Don't miss it -
Arrive Early!!! Screening starts promptly @ 8pm
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(no subject) [Feb. 23rd, 2005|08:43 pm]
Bassbin Brandon
[mood |scaredscared]

It takes something pretty damn disturbing to freak me out nowadays. When you grow up watching horror movies as a young child, then seeing the "Traces of death" series during your teens, you become pretty desensitized to death and destruction. But what I saw today on my daily walk to work was enough to make my skin crawl....

....So its like any other day....Headphones blasting, Snapple in hand, running late as always. I'm walking the same route I've walked a hundred times before...Down Nevada St, Walking by the cemetery now close to where it ends with University St. ....And then i see it....

......Inside the fence of the cemetery, near where it bends and heads east, is the head of a huge, decapitated boar or pig. It was facing up... Snout towards the sky, cleaved where the neck would have met the head. I literally almost didn't notice it was a head until i saw the ears lying flat to the side of it. Now I was already really fuckin' freaked out, until I noticed something even more disgusting. The lower portion of the snout and neck had charred hair from where it had been lit on fire. I Know it was only a animal head, but being inside the cemetery, burnt and in its macabre position, really scared the hell outta me....

.... I think I will be picking a different route to downtown from now on...
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